{"id":14859,"date":"2019-03-19T02:30:04","date_gmt":"2019-03-19T10:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2019\/03\/19\/news-8608\/"},"modified":"2019-03-19T02:30:04","modified_gmt":"2019-03-19T10:30:04","slug":"news-8608","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2019\/03\/19\/news-8608\/","title":{"rendered":"Heavenly tech support"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Credit to Author: Sharky| Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2019 03:00:00 -0700<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pilot fish is helping his pastor fine-tune the church LAN when he notices that the day-care facility next door has a wide-open and unsecured Wi-Fi connection.<\/p>\n<p>Fish\u2019s pastor wants to connect to the day-care center\u2019s printer and print a document saying, \u201cThis is from your neighbors. You need to tighten the security on your Wi-Fi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Fish suggests that they instead print a document that says, \u201cThis is from God. You need to go to church. There\u2019s a really nice one right next door.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cToo bad the pastor overruled me,\u201d says fish.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sharky wants your true tale <\/strong><em>of IT life. If you can\u2019t send it directly to my printer, email it to me <\/em><em>at <a href=\"mailto:sharky@computerworld.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">sharky@computerworld.com<\/a>. You can also subscribe to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/newsletters\/signup.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Shark Newsletter<\/a> and read some great old tales in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/search?query=+sharky&amp;s=d&amp;start=0\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Sharkives<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/article\/3367808\/heavenly-tech-support.html#tk.rss_security\" target=\"bwo\" >http:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/category\/security\/index.rss<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Credit to Author: Sharky| Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2019 03:00:00 -0700<\/strong><\/p>\n<article>\n<section class=\"page\">\n<p>Pilot fish is helping his pastor fine-tune the church LAN when he notices that the day-care facility next door has a wide-open and unsecured Wi-Fi connection.<\/p>\n<p>Fish\u2019s pastor wants to connect to the day-care center\u2019s printer and print a document saying, \u201cThis is from your neighbors. You need to tighten the security on your Wi-Fi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Fish suggests that they instead print a document that says, \u201cThis is from God. You need to go to church. There\u2019s a really nice one right next door.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cToo bad the pastor overruled me,\u201d says fish.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sharky wants your true tale <\/strong><em>of IT life. If you can\u2019t send it directly to my printer, email it to me <\/em><em>at <a href=\"mailto:sharky@computerworld.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">sharky@computerworld.com<\/a>. You can also subscribe to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/newsletters\/signup.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Shark Newsletter<\/a> and read some great old tales in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/search?query=+sharky&amp;s=d&amp;start=0\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Sharkives<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"jumpTag\"><a href=\"\/article\/3367808\/heavenly-tech-support.html#jump\">To read this article in full, please click here<\/a><\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[11062,10643],"tags":[21290,714,11235],"class_list":["post-14859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computerworld","category-independent","tag-lan","tag-security","tag-wi-fi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}