{"id":9335,"date":"2017-09-16T08:58:34","date_gmt":"2017-09-16T16:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/16\/news-3108\/"},"modified":"2017-09-16T08:58:34","modified_gmt":"2017-09-16T16:58:34","slug":"news-3108","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/16\/news-3108\/","title":{"rendered":"A Song I Wrote For My MSN Crush Is My First Email"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Credit to Author: Jason Koebler| Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2017 20:44:29 +0000<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><i>My First Email is a series of chat interviews about digital archaeology. Today we are talking to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/neuwaves\" target=\"_blank\">Motherboard Canada staff writer Jordan Pearson<\/a>. -Jason Koebler<\/i><\/p>\n<p> <b> JASON: Here are the rules. Go into Gmail, sort reverse chronologically, and open the first email you see. Jordan, what was your first email?<\/b><br \/> JORDAN: Well, this wasn&#8217;t my first email, but it was the first email I sent that wasn&#8217;t &#8220;I just got a new email address,&#8221; when I got my first Gmail account back in 2010. It was an MP3 of a song I&#8217;d recorded in my parents&#8217; house and I sent it to a girl I liked. We mostly chatted on MSN. I said, &#8220;Gmail seriously rocks.&#8221; <\/p>\n<div class=\"article__media\"><picture class=\"article__image\"><source media=\"(max-width: 25em)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507878175-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43749-PM.png?resize=400:*, https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507878175-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43749-PM.png?resize=600:* 2x\"><source media=\"(max-width: 40.625em)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507878175-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43749-PM.png?resize=650:*, https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507878175-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43749-PM.png?resize=975:* 2x\"><source media=\"(min-width: 40.625em)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507878175-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43749-PM.png?resize=840:*\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507878175-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43749-PM.png\" alt=\"\"><\/picture>\n<div class=\"article__image-caption\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> <b> Can I hear the song?<\/b><br \/> LOL hell no.<br \/> <b> What is the song about?<\/b><br \/> It was secretly about her if I remember correctly.<br \/> <b> Do you think there were any good metaphors in it?<\/b><br \/> OH! I just remembered one more thing: We wrote the lyrics together over MSN chat. <br \/> <b> Oh my god.<\/b><br \/> This is bringing me back<br \/> <b> Did she tell you what she thought?<\/b><br \/> I think probably yes but it&#8217;s not in my email, we must have picked up the conversation on MSN<br \/> <b> Do you still talk to her? What is the most amount of information you will tell me about the fate of your MSN\/IRL relationship?<br \/><\/b>We actually haven&#8217;t talked in a few years. I remember we met up and spent a very PG weekend together in the city once and it was kind of clear the relationship wouldn&#8217;t make it outside of MSN chat. We remained friends for a while after that, maybe even a couple years, but a friendship can&#8217;t live on MSN alone.<\/p>\n<p> This was 2010, so it must have been my first year of university I guess.<\/p>\n<p> <b> Did you meet online?<\/b><br \/> We met at church! It was brief, though, and it just turned into this thing where we could chat on MSN almost every day.<br \/><b>Do you still think Gmail rocks?<br \/><\/b>Gmail represents a very specific kind of dread and I sort of wish I could still just think new things rocked.<br \/><b>Jordan I think you should:<\/b><\/p>\n<div class=\"article__media\"><picture class=\"article__image\"><source media=\"(max-width: 25em)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png?resize=400:*, https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png?resize=600:* 2x\"><source media=\"(max-width: 40.625em)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png?resize=650:*, https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png?resize=975:* 2x\"><source media=\"(max-width: 53.125em)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png?resize=850:*, https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png?resize=1275:* 2x\"><source media=\"(max-width: 65.625em)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png?resize=1050:*, https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png?resize=1575:* 2x\"><source media=\"(min-width: 65.625em)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png?resize=1050:*, https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png?resize=1575:* 2x\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/_uncategorized\/1505507911251-Screen-Shot-2017-09-15-at-43153-PM.png\" alt=\"\"><\/picture>\n<div class=\"article__image-caption\">Image: Shutterstock<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/motherboard.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/ne7beq\/a-song-i-wrote-for-my-msn-crush-is-my-first-email\" target=\"bwo\" >https:\/\/motherboard.vice.com\/en_us\/rss<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/articles\/59bc3acb4a150823156907a8\/lede\/1505508043698-shutterstock_703898455.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credit to Author: Jason Koebler| Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2017 20:44:29 +0000<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;tell me what you think! PS this is my new e-mail.&#8217; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[10643,13328,10378],"tags":[14841],"class_list":["post-9335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-independent","category-motherboard","category-security","tag-digital-archaeology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}