{"id":17810,"date":"2020-02-25T04:30:13","date_gmt":"2020-02-25T12:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2020\/02\/25\/news-11543\/"},"modified":"2020-02-25T04:30:13","modified_gmt":"2020-02-25T12:30:13","slug":"news-11543","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2020\/02\/25\/news-11543\/","title":{"rendered":"Top secret"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.idgesg.net\/images\/article\/2019\/05\/cw_sharktank_3x2_2400x1600_02-100796352-large.3x2.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credit to Author: Sharky| Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2020 03:00:00 -0800<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s back when 5-inch floppy disks roamed the Earth, and a customer service tech sends a software update to a customer known to be a bit more than a little computer-challenged, says a pilot fish in the know. This involves physically mailing a stack of disks to the customer, along with a note saying to call the tech when she\u2019s ready to install the update.<\/p>\n<p>When the call comes, the tech is prepared to walk her through the installation step by step. After getting the computer booted up and verifying that the user has located disk No. 1, the tech says, \u201cInsert the floppy disk into the disk drive, with the label facing up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Customer: \u201cDone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tech: \u201cType \u2018A,\u2019 and press the Enter key.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Customer: \u201cIt says that the drive isn\u2019t ready.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tech: \u201cIs the door closed?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Customer: \u201cNot yet; hold on a sec.\u201d And over the phone, the tech can hear the sounds of an office chair squeaking, footsteps, a thump, then more footsteps. \u201cOK, the door is closed now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tech: \u201cDid you just close your office door?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Customer: \u201cYes.\u00a0That\u2019s what you wanted me to do, isn\u2019t it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tech: \u201cI meant close the little door that holds the floppy disk in the disk drive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Customer: \u201cOh! I thought you were about to have me type something confidential, like a password.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>In relating the story to the rest of the office later that day, the tech had to admit: \u201cReally, it made perfect sense from her point of view.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shut the door, close the blinds and type up your confidential <\/strong><em>true tales of IT life. Then send them to Sharky at <a href=\"mailto:sharky@computerworld.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">sharky@computerworld.com<\/a>. You can also subscribe to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/newsletters\/signup.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Shark Newsletter<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/article\/3527464\/top-secret.html#tk.rss_security\" target=\"bwo\" >http:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/category\/security\/index.rss<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.idgesg.net\/images\/article\/2019\/05\/cw_sharktank_3x2_2400x1600_02-100796352-large.3x2.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credit to Author: Sharky| Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2020 03:00:00 -0800<\/strong><\/p>\n<article>\n<section class=\"page\">\n<p>It\u2019s back when 5-inch floppy disks roamed the Earth, and a customer service tech sends a software update to a customer known to be a bit more than a little computer-challenged, says a pilot fish in the know. This involves physically mailing a stack of disks to the customer, along with a note saying to call the tech when she\u2019s ready to install the update.<\/p>\n<p>When the call comes, the tech is prepared to walk her through the installation step by step. After getting the computer booted up and verifying that the user has located disk No. 1, the tech says, \u201cInsert the floppy disk into the disk drive, with the label facing up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Customer: \u201cDone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tech: \u201cType \u2018A,\u2019 and press the Enter key.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"jumpTag\"><a href=\"\/article\/3527464\/top-secret.html#jump\">To read this article in full, please click here<\/a><\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[11062,10643],"tags":[714,11619],"class_list":["post-17810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computerworld","category-independent","tag-security","tag-software"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}