{"id":17906,"date":"2020-03-17T20:32:37","date_gmt":"2020-03-18T04:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2020\/03\/17\/news-11639\/"},"modified":"2020-03-17T20:32:37","modified_gmt":"2020-03-18T04:32:37","slug":"news-11639","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2020\/03\/17\/news-11639\/","title":{"rendered":"Patch Tuesday\u2019s tomorrow. We&#039;re in uncharted territory. Get Automatic Updates paused."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.techhive.com\/images\/article\/2017\/02\/thinkstockphotos-warning_sign_do_not_enter-100709237-large.3x2.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credit to Author: Woody Leonhard| Date: Mon, 09 Mar 2020 07:06:00 -0700<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s always a good idea to pause Windows updates just before they hit the rollout chute. This month, we\u2019re facing two extraordinary issues that you need to take into account. Wouldn\u2019t hurt if you told your friends and family, too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Take last month\u2019s Windows patches. Please. We had one patch, KB 4524244, that slid out on Patch Tuesday, clobbered an <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/article\/3528302\/the-mess-behind-microsoft-s-yanked-uefi-patch-kb-4524244.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">unknown number of machines<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (HP PCs with Ryzen processors got hit hard), then remained in \u201cautomatic download\u201d status until it was finally pulled on Friday. We had another patch, KB 4532693, that <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/article\/3528771\/with-a-fix-for-the-temporary-profile-bug-still-elusive-win10-1903-and-1909-customers-should-check-p.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">gobbled desktop icons and moved files<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> while performing a nifty trick with temporary user profiles. Microsoft never did fix that one.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Those aren\u2019t isolated incidents. We<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/article\/3402718\/the-case-against-knee-jerk-installation-of-windows-patches.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> see the same pattern<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, over and over again. Microsoft releases patches that aren\u2019t adequately tested. Screams of pain ensue. Microsoft fixes some of the patches, doesn\u2019t fix others. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Getting out of the automatic update-induced karmic crapwheel is a mighty pain \u2014 and one that\u2019s entirely avoidable. Just avoid the automatic updating, wait and see while crowdsourced beta-testing runs its course.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As if you needed more incentive, this month two additional problems loom.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">First, the \u201coptional, non-security, C\/D Week\u201d patch that rolled two weeks ago, KB 4535996, has had <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.askwoody.com\/2020\/no-microsoft-hasnt-issued-a-windows-10-update-warning\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">all sorts of problems<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Mayank Parmar <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.windowslatest.com\/2020\/03\/08\/microsoft-confirms-a-known-issue-in-windows-10-kb4535996\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">at Windows Latest<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and Lawrence Abrams <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bleepingcomputer.com\/news\/microsoft\/windows-10-kb4535996-update-issues-crashes-slowdowns-audio-more\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">at BleepingComputer<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> document an impressive list of freezes, crashes, broken drivers, lousy performance, and black and blue screens. Microsoft hasn\u2019t officially acknowledged any of the bugs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The only bug that has been acknowledged, one that breaks the signtool.exe app in Visual Studio used to sign projects, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.askwoody.com\/2020\/no-microsoft-hasnt-issued-a-windows-10-update-warning\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">drew a reference<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> in one blog post from one Microsoft engineer. \u201cWe are working on a resolution and estimate a solution will be available in mid-March.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In normal times, we\u2019d expect the bugs in the \u201coptional\u201d patch to get ironed out by the time the regular cumulative update appears. The past couple of weeks, though, have been anything but normal times.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Almost all of Microsoft\u2019s staff in the Northwest has been working from home for the past week. Microsoft <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2020\/03\/06\/microsoft-says-two-employees-have-been-diagnosed-with-coronavirus.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">announced late last week<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that two of its employees in the Seattle area have tested positive for COVID-19, the new coronavirus. You would think that the transition to telecommuting would be easy \u2014 after all, Microsoft\u2019s been selling telecommuting-friendly software for decades \u2014 but word from the trenches is that there are plenty of bumps in the road.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That brings me to my second concern about this month\u2019s patches. Even if Microsoft gets its act together and fixes the known (and unknown!) bugs in this month\u2019s Patch Tuesday patch, we have exactly zero experience with Microsoft handling new bugs in this coronavirus-influenced work-from-home environment.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Microsoft has a hard enough time fixing bugs when the whole crew\u2019s in one building, in shouting distance. Heaven only knows what\u2019s going to happen this month.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You have to patch sooner or later. But there\u2019s even more reason this month to not be in the \u201csooner\u201d cohort.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Those who paid for Win7 Extended Security Updates should be plenty cautious about installing patches immediately. Those who didn\u2019t will either ignore the patches (large majority there), or wait to see if free alternatives appear. We\u2019ll be covering both intently on AskWoody.com.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you\u2019re using <\/span><strong>Windows 7 or 8.1<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, click Start &gt; Control Panel &gt; System and Security. Under Windows Update, click the &#8220;Turn automatic updating on or off&#8221; link. Click the &#8220;Change Settings&#8221; link on the left. Verify that you have Important Updates set to &#8220;Never check for updates (not recommended)&#8221; and click OK.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">By now, almost all of you are on Win10 version 1903 or 1909. Not sure which version of Win10 you\u2019re running? Down in the Search box, near the Start button, type About, then click About your PC. The version number appears on the right under Windows specifications.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you\u2019re using Win10 1803 or 1809, I strongly urge you to <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/article\/3530133\/in-spite-of-the-disappearing-windows-desktop-bug-now-s-a-good-time-to-install-the-february-patches.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">move on to Win10 version 1909<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. If you insist on sticking with Win10 1809 (hard to blame ya!), you can block updates by following the steps in <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/article\/3487687\/patch-tuesday-s-coming-protect-your-machine-by-pausing-updates.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">December\u2019s Patch Tuesday warning<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Be acutely aware of the fact that Microsoft won\u2019t be handing out any more security patches for 1809 Home or Pro after the May Patch Tuesday. Two months to go.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In version 1903 or 1909 (either Home, Pro, Education or Enterprise, unless you\u2019re attached up an update server), using an administrator account, click Start &gt; Settings &gt; Update &amp; Security. If your Updates paused timer is set before March 30 (see screenshot), I urge you to click Resume Updates and let the automatic updater kick in &#8212; and do it now, before noon in Redmond on Tuesday, when the Patch Tuesday patches get released.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If Pause is set to expire before the end of March, or if you don\u2019t have a Pause in effect, you should set up a patching defense perimeter that keep patches off your machine for the rest of this month. Using that administrators account, click the &#8220;Pause updates for 7 days&#8221; button, then click it again and again, if necessary, until you\u2019re paused out into late March or early April.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you see an Optional update available (you can see one in the screenshot), DON\u2019T click &#8220;Download and install.&#8221; You\u2019ll be bit by those bugs soon enough.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Don\u2019t be spooked. Don\u2019t be stampeded. And don\u2019t install any patches that require you to click \u201cDownload and install.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If there are any immediate widespread problems protected by this month\u2019s Patch Tuesday \u2014 a rare occurrence, but it does happen \u2014 we\u2019ll let you know here, and at AskWoody.com, in very short order. Otherwise, sit back secure in the knowledge that you aren\u2019t in the first round of cannon fodder. Let\u2019s see what problems arise.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We\u2019re at MS-DEFCON 2 <\/span><\/i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.askwoody.com\/2020\/two-new-important-reasons-to-block-automatic-updates-this-month\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">on AskWoody<\/span><\/i><\/a><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/article\/3531392\/patch-tuesday-s-tomorrow-were-in-uncharted-territory-get-automatic-updates-paused.html#tk.rss_security\" target=\"bwo\" >http:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/category\/security\/index.rss<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.techhive.com\/images\/article\/2017\/02\/thinkstockphotos-warning_sign_do_not_enter-100709237-large.3x2.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credit to Author: Woody Leonhard| Date: Mon, 09 Mar 2020 07:06:00 -0700<\/strong><\/p>\n<article>\n<section class=\"page\">\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s always a good idea to pause Windows updates just before they hit the rollout chute. This month, we\u2019re facing two extraordinary issues that you need to take into account. Wouldn\u2019t hurt if you told your friends and family, too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Take last month\u2019s Windows patches. Please. We had one patch, KB 4524244, that slid out on Patch Tuesday, clobbered an <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/article\/3528302\/the-mess-behind-microsoft-s-yanked-uefi-patch-kb-4524244.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">unknown number of machines<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (HP PCs with Ryzen processors got hit hard), then remained in \u201cautomatic download\u201d status until it was finally pulled on Friday. We had another patch, KB 4532693, that <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.computerworld.com\/article\/3528771\/with-a-fix-for-the-temporary-profile-bug-still-elusive-win10-1903-and-1909-customers-should-check-p.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">gobbled desktop icons and moved files<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> while performing a nifty trick with temporary user profiles. Microsoft never did fix that one.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"jumpTag\"><a href=\"\/article\/3531392\/patch-tuesday-s-tomorrow-were-in-uncharted-territory-get-automatic-updates-paused.html#jump\">To read this article in full, please click here<\/a><\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[11062,10643],"tags":[10516,714,10525],"class_list":["post-17906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computerworld","category-independent","tag-microsoft","tag-security","tag-windows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}