{"id":9060,"date":"2017-09-01T09:45:28","date_gmt":"2017-09-01T17:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/01\/news-2833\/"},"modified":"2017-09-01T09:45:28","modified_gmt":"2017-09-01T17:45:28","slug":"news-2833","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/01\/news-2833\/","title":{"rendered":"Trend Alert: Covering Yourself in Bees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/articles\/59a994e09b691959cf0d41df\/lede\/1504286933986-Screen-Shot-2017-09-01-at-12655-PM.png\"\/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credit to Author: Jacob Dub\u00e9| Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2017 17:35:00 +0000<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nothing gets people riled up quite like seeing large amounts of insects crawling up and down the skin of other humans, which is why it&#8217;s so great that this week saw not one, but two stories involving large amount of bees. And it&#8217;s not even Christmas yet!<\/p>\n<p>First up, a woman from Ohio posed for a photoshoot accompanied by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cleveland.com\/akron\/index.ssf\/2017\/08\/akron_bee_whisperer_emily_muel.html\" target=\"_blank\">20,000 bees<\/a> on her pregnant &#8220;bee belly.&#8221; Emily Mueller runs a business with her husband that removes bee colonies from unwanted locations without hurting the insects, so it&#8217;s no surprise that she would be this chill around the little guys.<\/p>\n<p>It really makes you wonder, as a parent you really want to feel your baby kick, but a nudge in this situation and it&#8217;s all over.<\/p>\n<div style=\"max-width: 576px;\" data-iframely-id=\"qbyafYz\" class=\"article__embed article__embed--iframely\">\n<div style=\"left: 0; width: 100%; height: 0; position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%;\" data-iframely-smart-iframe=\"true\"><iframe  src= width=\"100%\" height=\"420\" frameborder=\"0\" ><\/iframe> <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Anyway, if you thought that was bad, a man in Toronto broke a world record that would make 20,000 bees seem like only a casual handful. Juan Carlos Noguez Ortiz from the Dickey Bee Honey Farm broke the world record for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8rlX4APbHTY\" target=\"_blank\">longest time with a swarm of bees on your head<\/a>\u2014with 100,000 bees completely overtaking his head and chest\u2014capping at 61 minutes. <\/p>\n<p>Imagine having bees on your face for two-thirds of the length of <i> The Bee Movie<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>The trick to not getting stung so bad you end up looking like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4Vv5CsP1pAg\" target=\"_blank\">Sloth<\/a> from <i> The Goonies<\/i>, is to properly execute the steps of <a href=\"https:\/\/beeinformed.org\/2011\/08\/01\/how-to-make-a-bee-beard\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bee Bearding<\/a>. In short, you put the queen and however many bees you need and feed them sugar syrup until they&#8217;re so bloated they wouldn&#8217;t even think of stinging. Then, once placed on a willing human, they&#8217;ll crawl and swarm all over the queen, creating a warm coat of bees to keep you warm in the winter.<\/p>\n<p>Forget <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4\" target=\"_blank\">Owl City<\/a>&#8216;s 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs, because it seems like there&#8217;s nowhere to go but up for Mass Amounts of Bees from here.<\/p>\n<p><b> <i> Get six of our favorite Motherboard stories every day <\/i><\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/motherboard.club\/\" target=\"_blank\"><b> <i> by signing up for our newsletter.<\/i><\/b><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/motherboard.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/433mqw\/trend-alert-covering-yourself-in-bees\" target=\"bwo\" >https:\/\/motherboard.vice.com\/en_us\/rss<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/video-images.vice.com\/articles\/59a994e09b691959cf0d41df\/lede\/1504286933986-Screen-Shot-2017-09-01-at-12655-PM.png\"\/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Credit to Author: Jacob Dub\u00e9| Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2017 17:35:00 +0000<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t bee afraid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[10643,13328,10378],"tags":[14346,13568,12137,13569],"class_list":["post-9060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-independent","category-motherboard","category-security","tag-bee-movie","tag-bees","tag-bugs","tag-insects"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}