{"id":9076,"date":"2017-09-05T02:30:01","date_gmt":"2017-09-05T10:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/05\/news-2849\/"},"modified":"2017-09-05T02:30:01","modified_gmt":"2017-09-05T10:30:01","slug":"news-2849","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.palada.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/05\/news-2849\/","title":{"rendered":"Down memory lane &#8212; and into a ditch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Credit to Author: Sharky| Date: Tue, 05 Sep 2017 03:00:00 -0700<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One of this pilot fish&#8217;s most memorable users is a sales guy who has security issues using his PC &#8212; mainly, locking himself out because he can&#8217;t remember his password.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In the past, he would repeatedly get locked out of his computer for entering wrong passwords,&#8221; says fish. &#8220;I eventually changed his password to be his last name. Should be easy to remember, right?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not so. Sales guy calls and he&#8217;s locked out of his computer. I unlock it and tell him to try again. Nope, he&#8217;s locked out again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I reset it again and make a trip to his desk to make sure the Caps Lock isn&#8217;t on. I get him logged in.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A couple hours later he calls again. He&#8217;s locked out again. I tell him again, &#8216;Your password is your last name &#8212; just enter it the same way as you spell it.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I stay on the phone with him and he gets locked out again. I unlock it again and spell out his last name for him to type in. This time it works.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I still don&#8217;t know what he was typing in&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 0.875em;\"><strong>Type your story into an email for Sharky.<\/strong> <i>Send me your true tale of IT life at <a href=\"mailto:sharky@computerworld.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">sharky@computerworld.com<\/a>, and you&#8217;ll score a sharp Shark shirt if I use it. 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Should be easy to remember, right?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not so. Sales guy calls and he&#8217;s locked out of his computer. I unlock it and tell him to try again. Nope, he&#8217;s locked out again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I reset it again and make a trip to his desk to make sure the Caps Lock isn&#8217;t on. I get him logged in.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A couple hours later he calls again. He&#8217;s locked out again. 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